A Voice from the Darkness
Menu #6
Greetings, our gristled guests!
Step inside, quickly, for the beginning of the end!...of Volume Number One. This delicious issue brings us to the end of our first cruel cycle, so the next edition of 69FoP in September 2010 will be Issue #1, Volume 2--and 13 months from the publication date of #1, V1. We love it when we're unlucky like that!
Speaking of the number 13, please do stop by the Table d'hôte and sample the 13 Most Paranoid Places to Live. The newest addition to the prix fixe menu has been posted below with our last two nibbles of paranoia.
Are you all getting along with Miss Debbie? We're quite pleased with her, and think you should all give her a hand. (Please don't expect your filthy paws back, either, as she likes to gnaw on them at her own leisure.)
Please stop by our Facebook page and leave a piece of your mind when you're finished--that is, if you've got anything left. Thanks to those of you who've already added your bloody prints. And don't forget to check here for the latest updates on Slash!
Watch for some 69FoP-styled bling over the next few weeks. Jazz up the office with a little dash of paranoia, or beautify that hunchbacked, wart-riddled body with our sexy shirts.
Well, we'll keep it short and--uncharacteristically--sweet, as your feast of fear awaits. Please check your coats, then step this way to your seats. Allow us to open your Menu.
Find our Paranoid Facts and Odd Finds below
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The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Pranoid Places to Live
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- Eek, Alaska [READ MORE]
- Helltown, California [READ MORE]
- Scarface, California [READ MORE]
- Purgatory, Colorado [READ MORE]
- Lost Nation, Iowa [READ MORE]
- Bad Axe, Michigan [READ MORE]
- Hell, Michigan [READ MORE]
- Frankenstein, Missouri [READ MORE]
- Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina [READ MORE]
- Meat Camp, North Carolina [READ MORE]
- Knockemstiff, Ohio [READ MORE]
- Slaughterville, Oklahoma [READ MORE]
- Satan's Kingdom, Vermont [READ MORE]
The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Tasteful Deaths
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- Healthy-living proponent Jerome Irving Rodale [READ MORE]
- Brilliant Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe [READ MORE]
- "The King Who Ate Himself to Death."[READ MORE]
- Materialist and sensualist philosopher/author Julien Offray de la Mettrie [READ MORE]
- François Vatel [READ MORE]
- The London Beer Flood [READ MORE]
- The Boston Molasses Disaster [READ MORE]
- Kurt Gödel [READ MORE]
- Comedian Marty Feldman [READ MORE]
- Duke of Clarence George Plantagenet [READ MORE]
- Certainly a candidate to volunteer for multiple kamikaze runs [READ MORE]
- Mistaking explosive chemicals for the citric acid [READ MORE]
- And saving the most revolting story for last ... [READ MORE]
The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Paranoid Facts for the 12 Days of Christmas
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- The oldest words found in the English language [READ MORE]
- "I am" [READ MORE]
- The English letter combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways: [READ MORE]
- The seven letter word [READ MORE]
- "uncopyrightable" [READ MORE]
- "Skepticisms" [READ MORE]
- An average typist on an average work day will [READ MORE]
- Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer [READ MORE]
- Nigel Tomm [READ MORE]
- Obscure author Ernest Vincent Wright [READ MORE]
- Pope Pius II [READ MORE]
- Isaac Asimov [READ MORE]
- The Bible [READ MORE]
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